If this is your idea of marketing, you’re doing it wrong

Blog comment spam. Totally hate it. You hate it too. We all hate it.

Except for the loser that wrote this…

This gigantic piece of crap is basically a template that a blog-comment-spammer will use to write slightly different from one blog to another — basically saying nothing but saying it differently enough.

The fact that THIS showed up in my blog comments betrays 3 things about the person:

1. They are stupid enough to think that this type of commenting actually works
2. They are stupid enough to post this incorrectly — perhaps they couldn’t work the software that is supposed to automatically piss bloggers off post it for them.

It warms my heart to think that they put in some effort but won’t get the results they were looking for.

I’ve only posted an excerpt but it was originally 2000 words longer.

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more|a lοt more} useful than еver befоre.|
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уour {email|е-mail} subѕcription {linκ|hyperlink} οr {newsletter|e-nеwslettеr} ѕеrviсe.

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Brutal.

Aaron Hoos

Aaron Hoos is a writer, strategist, and investor who builds and optimizes profitable sales funnels. He is the author of The Sales Funnel Bible and he's a real estate investor and a copywriter for real estate investors.

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